If I choose to redefine a spoon as something I shove up my arse, it doesn’t stop you enjoying your pudding… Unless I use your spoon — Charlie Brooker on the “redefining the definition of marriage” argument against gay marriage
Is it possible for a man to move the earth? Yes; but he must find out another earth to stand upon. — Jeremy Bentham (via featherlessbipeds)
If you’re not laughing, you’re not living.